- Hides unseemly bald spot
- Helmets are more effective at repelling angry swooping birds
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Just in case the jump that you jumped two days ago has suddenly grown horns and is going to attack your horse, you’re covered
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Helmets don’t make your butt look big! (it’s true!)
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Practicing ‘flying dismounts’ (unplanned) … have been known to cause headaches
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You did enough brain damage in your college days
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Safe is the new sexy
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It’s so much fun to try to scratch that horrible itch on your head!
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“Altered level of consciousness related to subarachnoid hemorrhage” is not a cool Facebook Status.
- Perfect solution for a bad hair day, just strap that bad boy on and ride!
Top 10 Funny Reasons to Wear a Helmet: Shared by Troxel Fans
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