Just in case the jump that you jumped two days ago has suddenly grown horns and is going to attack your horse, you’re covered
Helmets don’t make your butt look big! (it’s true!)
Practicing ‘flying dismounts’ (unplanned) … have been known to cause headaches
You did enough brain damage in your college days
Safe is the new sexy
It’s so much fun to try to scratch that horrible itch on your head!
“Altered level of consciousness related to subarachnoid hemorrhage” is not a cool Facebook Status.